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The ambassador of porn:
Since I’ve been voted by my boys as A.O.P a.k.a Ambassador of porn. All thanks to Timo. He dug up the inner gay boy in me. Haha! No no, don’t get mistaken, I don’t have fetish for gay boys making out and bonking each other up. For me, I just love to SHARE. Sharing is good. =)
I have come to the terrible conclusion that the only way I will be able to retire rich at an age where I won’t yet need to be hooked up to a respirator and a wheelchair is to take on new careers as porn star director.
It’s a win-win situation. I will get paid to do something that MOST people are taping/downloading/buying desperately. I’m thinking cheap production values and quick shoots in Batam, heh, followed by a drive through at the bank to deposit my cheques!
Not surprise, I would expect my gay boys to take the idea seriously as they want a PIECE of the action (if you know what I mean). I’m SURE they will be obsessing over an appropriate stage name and working on the script for their debut performance, which largely involves a gym, skipping rope and a medicine ball for props.
I’ve already come up with a character name ‘Miss Pussy Poh Pan Ping!’ Ah yes, with the exclamation mark, it’s impactful! I want my opening scene of the movie at the back of the bus! I’m thinking the 190 as it zooms through Orchard Road. There’ll be a crash shot of the aunties at the bus stop as the camera cuts to my gay boys!
Maybe I could have my movie premiered at the new casino! I’m telling you, my act will put this country on the map! They’ll be talking about it for years! I’m still thinking about a career – switch to porn.
Since I’ve been voted by my boys as A.O.P a.k.a Ambassador of porn. All thanks to Timo. He dug up the inner gay boy in me. Haha! No no, don’t get mistaken, I don’t have fetish for gay boys making out and bonking each other up. For me, I just love to SHARE. Sharing is good. =)
I have come to the terrible conclusion that the only way I will be able to retire rich at an age where I won’t yet need to be hooked up to a respirator and a wheelchair is to take on new careers as porn star director.
It’s a win-win situation. I will get paid to do something that MOST people are taping/downloading/buying desperately. I’m thinking cheap production values and quick shoots in Batam, heh, followed by a drive through at the bank to deposit my cheques!
Not surprise, I would expect my gay boys to take the idea seriously as they want a PIECE of the action (if you know what I mean). I’m SURE they will be obsessing over an appropriate stage name and working on the script for their debut performance, which largely involves a gym, skipping rope and a medicine ball for props.
I’ve already come up with a character name ‘Miss Pussy Poh Pan Ping!’ Ah yes, with the exclamation mark, it’s impactful! I want my opening scene of the movie at the back of the bus! I’m thinking the 190 as it zooms through Orchard Road. There’ll be a crash shot of the aunties at the bus stop as the camera cuts to my gay boys!
Maybe I could have my movie premiered at the new casino! I’m telling you, my act will put this country on the map! They’ll be talking about it for years! I’m still thinking about a career – switch to porn.
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8:44 PM
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